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  True Romance 1993

  ★★½ Watched 06 Dec 2024

  Would be 3 stars but the soundtrack is so terrible I couldn't believe my boy Hans made it.

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  Cars 2 2011

  ★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  Francesco Bernoulli is the fastest car in the franchise not McQueen!!

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  Nightcrawler 2014

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Sep 2024 1

  Rick got a better performance review than me and got shot 😔

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Sep 2024

  Tim Horton’s farmer wrap with a double double got me feeling like I’m about to give birth to a xenomorph baby in the bathroom.

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