Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  The cat’s name is Schnitzel in real life… did u hear me? Is that not the greatest thing you’ve ever heard in your sad and pathetic life?

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  Train to Busan 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  That pregnant woman is gonna give birth to a bowl of spaghetti after all that running 🍝 but hey I’m happy for her!

  Also loved the “old lady” who was literally a 30 year old girl simply wearing a nasty gray wig. Like fuck it right why not

Popular reviews

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Sep 2023 2

  they should’ve just smoked a little weed… a nice little indica to calm the nerves… like Charlie says it’s sometimes best to sit back and access 😌

  [edit] oops I meant assess** my bad 😎😎

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  Jaws 1975

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 05 Mar 2025

  Definitely upon rewatch, my new favorite part is at the Town hall where everyone is laughing about the shark and there’s this random woman in a bob with a New York accent going “I don’t find that funny, that’s not funny” as she shakes her head and clutches her bag

  Next time I’m in a room full of men laughing, I’m doing exactly this^ and ain’t no one gonna stop me

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