Favorite films

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  Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance 1972

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  The fight scenes in this movie absolutely FUCK. So much ketchup.

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Chalamet's performance is what makes this movie good. It still hits a few of those music biopic tropes and leaves several loose ends, but it kept my interest the whole time. And obviously, all the music is excellent.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  Dark and horny. Not sexy. Yucky. Loved it.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  Key takeaways:
  1. The Vatican is fucking weird.
  2. Ralph Fiennes was born to wear funny hats.
  3. Don't speak the Latin.
  4. Vatican City is Hogwarts for old people.

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