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Death of a Unicorn 2025
if unicorns were real i would want them to be like this and i would NEED to be a pure maiden bc if they didn’t think i was chill and awesome on a cosmic level i would crash out
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Mufasa: The Lion King 2024
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i will never stop singing “i always wanted a brother”
“bye bye” made me laugh every time
mufasa was better because he was raised by women (i would’ve picked him too sarabi, they were cute together)
the escalation of mufasa’s relationship with taka from brothers to ENEMIES, like mufasa wouldn’t even say his name but wouldn’t banish him either, it did not make sense, there wasn’t enough to make it make sense,, taka should’ve maybe tried to rebuild their relationship…
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Longest Third Date 2023
i wanted them to break up so badly,, hate this couple, mostly the guy (cuz like DUDE, shut. up.)
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The Watchers 2024
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what the frick frack. no. if this movie is gonna be lame i need all the creepy monsters to be completely obliterated. no creepy ladies with skeletons bodies and dead leaf wings flying off in the night. such a weird set up with no pay off. i hate when movies make magic scary (even if the movie is bad). moral of the story is that men are idiots and only women survive.
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