Suspense
noun
a state or feeling of excited or anxious uncertainty about what may happen:
"come on, Fran, don't keep me in suspense!"
Suspense is something that The Gorge has in spades (until it doesn't), so much so that the clunky writing and heinously bad greenscreen never even bothered me, all I cared about was the mystery of the gorge and how it was going to play out. Unfortunately for me The Gorge assumed that I wanted answers RIGHT AWAY…
As we were leaving the theatre I told my partner this movie had a 5.7/10 rating on IMDb and he screamed "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!?!" at me.
DuJour means relationship goals.
Sam Levinson - "whoa guys, I don't know if you can handle my film that I, an older white dude wrote about the complexities of being a teenage girl, it's pretty E̳͉̊̇̌̍D͔͍̪̠̙̼̦̿̇G̱̼͖͔̖̀ͧ̾̈ͬͭ̒Y̔̔͛̈ͤ, like TRIGGER WARNING am I right?"
-puts sunglasses on and blasts Linkin Park-
"p.s. this is what a feminist looks like"
-drives off into the distance-
