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Favorite films

  • Freshman Orientation
  • Surf's Up
  • Mallrats
  • Crash

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  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • Argo

    ★★★★★

  • Given

    ★★★★

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  • Freshman Orientation

    Freshman Orientation

    ★★★★★

    youre wicked homophobic dude

  • Love and a .45

    Love and a .45

    ★★★★★

    rip dinosaur bob you would have loved hot gay sex, cartoons, and funny cats

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★½

    congratulations lesbians i didnt think you  coukd do it but uou did

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Dogma

    Dogma

    ★★★★★

    happy pride month to Literally every character in this movie

  • Bride of Re-Animator

    Bride of Re-Animator

    ★★★★★

    why doesnt the little one just kiss the big one