Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  You can tell he’s the bad guy because he has VENEERS

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  The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 1994

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025

  “Now listen here you mullet. Why don’t you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it’s the only bang you’re ever going to get, sweetheart.”

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  Hey barbie check me out 
  *explains the textual analysis of barbie 2023 to all my male friends that would be better people if they watched this movie*
  How much of that did you see?

  Sad mushy complicated

  Did you bring your rollerblades?

  I’m going all the way up

  Can’t even beach here!

  Podcast hosted by two wise trees

  Shame on you executive #2

  I’ll play the guitar at you 

  The entire cast of sex education in this movie

  Ken is me

  We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back and see how far they’ve come

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Jun 2023

  The brockhampton phase was a canon event

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