I write serious and unserious film critiques/comments. i also hand out an unreasonable amount of 5 star ratings.
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009
one only wishes to be like paul blart. I have dreams of being a mall cop. In another universe, I'm just like him. The greatest mall cop of all time.
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Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009
anti-rabies propaganda. its okay to be bit by an animal with rabies. why is it so frowned upon. its safe.
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