Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  after 3 nights of struggling to stay awake through the lifeless plot and then waking up in a cold sweat from nightmares about the terrifying freaky leprechaun named bok, i have finally finished this movie. 

  highlights consist of: elphabas weird ass interpretive dance scene, the defying gravity riff and the funky wizard

  lowlights: the talking goat/donkey/mutt (he should have his rights taken away from him), the whole breaking out into song every 5 seconds and those screeching monkeys.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  wow this was an interesting one! i’m finding it hard to believe that those two baddies were after mickey 17 when mickey 18 was right there… he was always whining about his dead mom (not in a hot way) and was so fucking stupid. like if only you had just read the terms and conditions of this program instead of saying yes because you wanted more sniff time with the ginger scientist. justice for loco and zoco because they were the cutest little slime balls i’ve ever seen💖

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2024 3

  i feel like i’m fluent in russian now tbh

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★ Rewatched 15 Sep 2024 1

  all i wanted to do was continuously pour bleach into my eyes and ears until the movie miraculously ended. i give it 2 stars solely for the line where edward says “hold on tight spider monkey”. a masterpiece of a line and i don’t think any movie out there compares.

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