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  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • Jurassic Park
  • La La Land
  • The Truman Show

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  • Citizen Kane

    ★★★★

  • Parasite

    ★★★★

  • 12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

  • OPAL

    ★★★★½

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  • Love on a Leash

    Love on a Leash

    ★★★★★

    My name is Alvin Flang!

    This review may contain spoilers that may taint your experience of the film before watching.

    Love on a Leash is a great and powerful movie about the struggles of relationships and the true meaning of true love.

    As we all know, this movie an 80's classic that every 50 year old dad has shown their children at least once. But I missed out on that experience, because my father is not a 50 year old,…

  • FRED 3: Camp Fred

    FRED 3: Camp Fred

    ★★★★★

    This was the best thing that ever happened to me. You see, it takes a true figglehead to understand the genius that is FRED 3: Camp Fred. Most don't understand the raw power this movie emmits. Pure urine. I mean uranium. It took real men's blood, sweat, tears, and 69 years of hard work to make camp Iwannapeepee the place it is today.

    Can we just take a moment of silence just to admire this film? Like really, everything it…

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★

    I think just the fact that it's citizen Kane overhypes it, but I do see how I was really groundbreaking. I feel like the story could have been told a bit better but I understand for the time it was different. Great movie

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★

    I enjoy movies like these that prioritize theme and symbolism over plot. It definitely makes it harder to take it all in the first time around but I do appreciate that new level it takes the film to, to become a much deeper story.
    Great filmmaking with some of the most amazing cinematography I've ever seen. Great symbolism within that cinematography.
    Also really liked the last shot I feel like it really impacts the theme of the movie. Great ending.


    Definitely have to rewatch but I did really enjoy this, might update to 4.5 later.

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  • Bee Movie

    Bee Movie

    ★★★★★

    The 2007 classic, Bee Movie, played an instrumental role in the development of the Manhattan Project, America's top-secret endeavor to build the atomic bomb during World War II. This is movie caused the most significant scientific undertakings of the 20th century and has become a fascinating aspect of historical discourse.

    Among the brilliant minds gathered at the project's research facilities, there was a shared affinity for finding inspiration in unlikely places. It was during a rare moment of leisure that…

  • Prisoners

    Prisoners

    ★★★★★

    This was definitely one of the best movies I've ever seen, and that's objectively

    This movie has probably the best symbolism in any movie and the maybe deepest cinematography ever

    I was gonna give this a 4.5 but I've given worse movies a 5 so why not

    Also I wasn't as gripped as others because I kept distracting myself and pausing it but the last hour was the best because the annoying person I watched it with finally went away…