Kevin Nguyen

Kevin Nguyen

I watch movies to make one-line zingers.

Favorite films

  • Aftersun
  • Her
  • The Lobster
  • Coraline

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  • Flow

    ★★★★★

  • Treasure Planet

    ★★★★½

  • Presence

    ★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★★

    “You’ve gone soft hanging out with that puss of yours” says the mob boss sentrybird as he curb stomps the poor dude’s wing in front of his goonies before flying off.

    That capybara's nonchalantness can not be understated.

  • Treasure Planet

    Treasure Planet

    ★★★★½

    I lament the fact that this movie was a box-office failure. We were stripped of a sequel because as a four year-old I was too busy living a childhood instead of working a job to pay for multiple screenings of this masterpiece, ugh.

    Space pirates, an amazing cyborg surrogate father figure and not to mention 3D CGI seamlessly baked in with traditional 2D animation in the early 2000s. This movie was ahead of its time and then some. 

    This movie oozes heart…

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Bill Skarsgard really fills in that psycho-obsessive primordial evil entity niche like no one’s business, huh.

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    When my glorious king Timothée Muad’Dib rode the giant dunussy bucket I knew he was our prophet. 🪱

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