Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Constant Gardener 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Now I want Rachel Weisz’ viewpoint of this entire story. That would’ve been a Best Picture winner.

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  The Conjuring 2 2016

  ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  Somehow everything is always scarier in England because wdym the ghost does not give a fuck if the police know.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2024 3

  Robert Pattinson is fucking hilarious in this but I can’t stop thinking about how cute those ugly aliens were.

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  Sense8: Amor Vincit Omnia 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2021

  Two-to-three seasons worth of material stuffed into a 2.5 hour series finale still somehow churning out a full-blown masterpiece ending on a perfect horny note. Whose doing it like Sense8?