• Supermodels are genetic freaks, like a 7-foot tall man.
• Brad Pitt came to his show. That man is stunning. I couldn't make eye contact. He goes, "Look at me." I was like, "No." He goes, "Come on." I said, "Shut up." He goes, "You wanna give me a kiss?" I was like, "Yeah."
• Tom's Dad on his deathbed: "I like a full bush on a lady!"
• My kids calls me Tom. So unnerving. Every day, the…
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Black Mirror: Demon 79 2023
Wow, three out of the five Black Mirror episodes this season went more of the horror route. I can understand why this made a lot of people angry, but I still enjoyed them. With Demon 79, I was struck by how similar the premise was to Knock at the Cabin. And Anjana Vasan played a nearly identical character to the one she played on Killing Eve. This didn't bother me, I just thought it was funny. All in all, I did really like this season, but I hope they return to more of the technology/science fiction dystopia stuff in future seasons.
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