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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025 1

  Not only did this suck ass, but I was forced to come to an earth shattering realization the second the credits started rolling that this shit was directed by MY GOAT MARC WEBB and I don’t even know what to say!!! I’m your biggest defender!! No one understood your vision for the TASM movies and I’m sorry!! But what was this???

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  Hairspray 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  John Travolta is scarily good at this shit I literally can’t handle it lmaooo

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  Monsters University 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 2

  THIS FRANCHISE IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME YOU DONT GET IT

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  Iron Man 2 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  “Goldstein! Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy’s ass to” goes so fucking hard I have to say

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