kelscha

kelscha

Favorite films

  • The Philadelphia Story
  • La Chimera
  • Anatomy of a Fall
  • The Banshees of Inisherin

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  • The Birdcage

    ★★★★

  • Sing Sing

    ★★★★½

  • Emilia Pérez

    ★½

  • A Real Pain

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ★½

    "no one else is doing this" - jess

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    aligned with nosferatu bc I too would rise from twenty centuries of stony sleep and slouch towards wisborg for lily rose and not aligned with nicholas hoult bc I listen to women's premonitions

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    in may 2023, surgeon general vivek murthy issued an advisory calling attention to america's loneliness epidemic. in response, luca guadagnino (call me by your name) and trent reznor and atticus ross (the social network) set out not only to remind people that they invented gay yearning, gay love, and gay betrayal, but to lay fat beats over tight shots of hot people in a radical public health campaign for american citizens to have sex and for bisexual people to learn to play tennis

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★½

    this displaced muppets christmas carol as the family christmas movie of choice for the past few years because what's a holiday without an incredible and aching depiction of nostalgia and the loneliness and grief that comes with growing up and learning that you can't go back and nothing will be the same and the years keep turning and turning and turning without reprieve

    however, probably soon to be retired as no one appreciated my simultaneous one woman performance of the "it's no use jo we've got to have it out" scene

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