kelseyh2os

kelseyh2os

Favorite films

  • Bones and All
  • Black Swan
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • C'mon C'mon

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  • Gone Girl

    ★★★★½

  • The Dictator

    ★★★

  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    ★★★½

  • Cats

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★½

    now this is girl cinema!!

  • The Dictator

    The Dictator

    ★★★

    “Why are you guys so anti-dictatorship? Imagine if America was a dicatatorship! You could let 1% of the people have all the nation’s wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes and bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of the poor for health-care and education. Your media would appear free; but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wire-tape phones. You could torture…

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★★

    man i fucking love cats

    i can’t remember the last time i had this much anxiety watching an animated movie

    this capybara making me LOL

    where can i find a dysfunctional functional crew like this? 

    fuckin dogs man (just the evil ones)

    omg the whale thing :(((

    okay this movie was insanely beautiful and stunning and the score was incredible so yeah im giving this movie 5 stars shut up best animated movie ive seen in forever

  • Her

    Her

    ★★★★½

    Theodore the most sexless name

    chris prat voice jump scare

    “sexykitten” and “studmuffin” 😟😟

    why is porn audio playing rn ERM WTF THE FUCK WAS THAT

    his mustache deserves an award

    “i kinda wanna spoon him” yeah

    there cute friend relationship went to sexual REAL QUICK

    WHY IS HE HAVING SEX WITH AN AIRPOD 

    “what if you butthole was in your armpit” “what would anal sex look like” 😟😟

    why do chris and joaquin have matching mustaches im scared 

    i…

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