keltops

keltops

My friends hot sister won’t marry me unless I follow her on letterboxd

Favorite films

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Alien
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • A Clockwork Orange

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  • Godless

    ★★★

  • Outside

    ★★★★★

  • Under Paris

  • Oblivion

    ★★★

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  • Godless

    Godless

    ★★★

    I just finished this and I’m unbearably confused. This was a really good gripping show until it just sort of devolved into slop for the past 45 minutes? If you’re fine with getting attached to characters and watching them all either be killed off for no reason or make terrible decisions at the last possible second feel free to give this one a spin. Kara what are your thoughts on horses? This show had a lot of them and I’ve always been pretty against them. They are too big. Who the hell gave them the right.

  • Outside

    Outside

    ★★★★★

    Man I clicked this just to fill the void for 20 minutes while I finished dinner, I didn’t expect to accidentally stumble into the best zombie movie I’ve ever seen. Everyone talks about stockpiling beans and bullets for the apocalypse but I’ve never had it pointed out that you might need to go to therapy before it happens as well. Hey Kara when you come visit your sister to see slothrust with us will you go on the aircraft carrier with me? 🥺 it’s like the coolest thing here

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  • Under Paris

    Under Paris

    Really disappointed in this one. I came here for “Jaws but it’s in France for some reason” not some bullshit copaganda film. It would’ve been so easy to not fuck this up, but they spent the whole time trying to drive the point home that police as an institution are chomping at the bit to sacrifice themselves to protect their community. Waste of my time, that was a horrible hour and forty minutes of my time I could’ve spent smooching Kara instead.

  • Warning

    Warning

    ★★★★★

    Everything about this film made me want to claw my skin off in such a nice way. I know it’s listed as a thriller, but I usually judge how good a horror movie is by how uncomfortable it makes me, and this one pushed every available button. Think polish Black Mirror condensed into an hour and a half with no time for nonsense. Hey Kara what are you doing the night of February 10th do you want to go to a show with your sister and myself