Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 May 2024

  If I had a nickel for every time I watched a 2024 film where an ape - with the help of a human - faces off against a long-limbed evil ape ruling as a false King over a society of slaves…. I’d have two nickels. Which is two more than expected tbh

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  I am a simple girl, entertained by the following:

  a.) Every time Mark Ruffalo is gut-punched, typically after losing a fight.

  b.) Every time Mark Ruffalo says the word ‘cunt’ (typically after losing said fight). 

Popular reviews

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  The Bad Guys 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2023

  Local man (wolf) tries, and fails, to hide his Praise Kink from his co-workers

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2023

  This is literally the plot line of Kangaroo Jack (2003), and I am NOT mad about it

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