Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Princess Bride 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  watched it for the millionth time last night and it still slaps. AS YOOOUUUU WISHHHH

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Laura Dern… inherit my earth please

Popular reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Dec 2024

  If I don’t get a crocheted sweater that says Donut Lord for Christmas I’m gonna lose my shit. 

  Paramount, Jim Carrey, James Marsden, and all of the voice actors nailed it. Love it when a movie doesn’t take itself too seriously and still turns out great.

  🍩🦔

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  I wish to be showered in rose petals every time I enter a room. 

  DAMN that was good shit. Commodus is THEE supreme bitch boy and Maximus can get it in every lifetime. Also could watch a whole second movie about the other big guy. All in all, pretty phenomenal. Why did it take me 24 years to watch?