Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2023

  that sure is “the thing”. couldn’t think of a better name for it myself

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  this is why you should never date a gamer i’m telling you

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Oh Eggy my boy, you’ve done it again! I need a cigarette 🚬 after this one 🤗 Some people may have peasant face but Nicholas you were born with the face of a haunted gothic estate agent 🏰 and why is everyone in this film so HOT 🔥 including vampy 🧛‍♂️ going to watch this 12 more times

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  kyle…

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