This stunk. I mean, did it get a few chuckles out of me? Sure. Were the deaths as gruesome as I expected? Yeah. But it simply was not enough to make up for the dogshit acting and the wasted potential of the screenplay. At least it was short.
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Mickey 17 2025
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“This country is rotten.”
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