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Recent reviews

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  Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM!!!!! GO BACK AND GET HIM!!!!!

  “How many times do you have to see the evidence? How many times must the point be made? We're causing our own extinction”

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  i still hated it when he called himself an alpha

  “Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat”

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★½ Rewatched 02 Feb 2025

  it was just SO LONGGGG, thanos’s brother was hot though

  “Dad, that's Superman! With the cape and shooting laser beams out of your eyes!”
  “I don't wear a cape”

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  Fresh 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  yk what, i love that she’s an unsweetened almond milk type of girl. serious question, did he eat his mom

  “wow. I was literally just being polite. You’re not even my type to be honest. Oh that’s funny? “Ha-Ha, it’s hilarious”? Yeah, okay. Good luck finding a guy you stuck up bitch”

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