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  Skinamarink 2022

  ★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Literally found footage from a kids iPod touch that got stuck in a couch. Really not worth almost 2 hours of time. Cool concept, terrible movie.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Literally almost fell asleep watching. Not nearly enough of Aaron Taylor Johnson in Calvin Klein for me to enjoy. So trash.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  there is no amount of ass that could EVER make up for that ending

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2024

  Glen Powell looks like if Jeffery Dahmer watched Top Gun. That’s all I really have to say.

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