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  The Magnificent Seven 2016

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  ehh. didnt do a great job at making me feel attached to so many characters. most of the budget went into the huge shootouts (which were awesome) n its v obv. chris pratt as a rugged cowboy j doesnt make sense

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  boy shuddup and suck this big thang 😜 (the big thang is my torso filled with my blood)

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  Natural Born Killers 1994

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Dec 2023

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★½ Watched 04 Aug 2024

  idk man j kinda boring outside of the fight scenes and thats not me trying to caveman the review like me no see fight me no like movie its more like uhh i didnt have a huge investment in it for some reason. some parts were v funny, others were not but in a movie about a character that is constantly joking its bound to have more quantity than quality

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