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Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022
HERE YE HERE YE. A public service announcement broadcasting LIVE to all Gen-Z drama girlies and polyamorous pussy lickers. Turn down that mumble rap, push that blue parting to one side and door dash a Mocca-Frappa-Cappuchino right to Daddies front porch. Because honey, you and your toxic besties are going to need a TRUCK TON of caffeine and Xannies to get through Pete 'Daddy' Davidsons lucid performance as 'Mr Big Cock' (Yeah, he fucks). I don't care who's mansion it…
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Being John Malkovich 1999
That feeling when you're John Malkovich, and you put in all the work to BE John malkovich. And then you can't even BE John Malkovich because some wierdos went and STOLE John Malkovich and now they ARE John Malkovich 😤😤😤 #sad
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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
Well gosh fucking shit and tickle my F-15 ejector nozzle. If you can't handle the sweaty homoerotic beach fondling and swirly 3000 ft machine gun PUMPING antics of an aging Tomothy Cruise Missiles the Third, then you better take yourself and John Hamm Hocks BACK to the bleedin' butchers. Because when the goose rooster and his teeny weeny moustache STRAP ON you better belive we're taking the aviator express all the way to freedom town BABY.
No Ice man needed…
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Layer Cake 2004
Listen here geezer, because I isnt gunna sez it thrice. You might look at me and see a big cock cokney gunslinging drugs puffer and think, oh yeah I want a thick slice of that pie n' mash with extra liqour and jellied eels to boot. But let me tell you something, sunshine. In this game, you either live long enough to see the coke to stoke, or you die on the steps of a grade 2 listed manor house…
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