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Recent reviews

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  God Told Me To 1976

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  toes the line of incoherence, as all great films ought to

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  Everybody Wants Some!! 2016

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  While all of this was going on, I studied the blade.

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  Mank 2020

  ★ Added 1

  I sat and stared for two hours and did not feel a single emotion. It does not appear that a single person involved in its production gave a shit. The black and white cinematography in particular looks absolutely horrible. I noted in the credits that they give a quick brag to the Advanced Dynamic Range of the camera used to shoot it, and can only conclude that they insisted that the whole range was utilized throughout the film on a…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Sep 2024 2

  There's an impulse for folks to compare every new body horror film to Cronenberg, but honestly (with one notable exception) this has more in common with the body horror efforts of Aronofsky (Requiem, Black Swan, The Wrestler). Even then, this fails to meet that (extremely low) bar.

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