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  Fight Club 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2024

  Best gay comedy ever

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2023

  The Talented Mr. Ripley as a greedy tasteless millennial. I went in thinking there might be some class commentary but there really isn’t, sumptuous visuals, odd aspect ratio, and plenty of shocking oooky moments make this at least an interesting watch.

Popular reviews

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  Morbius 2022

  ★★ Watched 05 Sep 2023

  The only movie I have fallen asleep during in the last five years, which turned out to be a small mercy

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  Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023

  ½ Watched 22 Dec 2023

  You’d think AI wrote, directed, edited, and even produced this film, but no, it was real people!

  Kudos to Netflix for releasing this in the last few days of 2023 so I can say that, without any doubt, this is the worst fucking movie I’ve seen all year.

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