Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Going to start saying “black bag” whenever my wife asks me a question

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Ruffalo’s getting walked by those veneers

Popular reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  Watched 03 Nov 2024 1

  I went to an upstate family reunion this weekend and spent a lot of the time trying to explain to my out-of-town cousins what I do in the city, and when Caroline and I were driving home, I saw that Emma Stone was doing an intro to this movie at Lincoln Square so I got tickets and we parked right out front of the theater and the marathon was just ending so the whole street was electric with energy and…

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  Trap 2024

  Watched 01 Aug 2024

  Drank a Celsius fantasy vibe during the previews and really felt it throughout the movie. When it was over, Joe, Benji and I got Oklahoma-style burgers and tater tots from the east village bar The York. It felt like a pretty anonymous bar, but Benji recognized someone’s ex, who recommended the York burger which had less onions and came with lettuce. Joe ended up ordering that. He also asked a dog owner whose dog was in the bar if the dog…

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