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Synecdoche, New York 2008
There’s some relief in knowing that you may have already set into motion the chain of events that will bring your end. Will pouring your whole being into your work bring out who you really are? Are we living in the burning house or are we ourselves on fire? Are we so committed to the bit that when the little voice in our earpiece instructs us to die, we will?
How absurdly tragic is it that to reflect on his…
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The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse 2022
Added a star for the gay horse.
Made for your most swagless child.
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The Green Knight 2021
There’s a deep arrogance to Sir Gawain as he bows at the foot of a moss covered chapel, moments from death, and still asks if there’s more to this life. Here, the hero’s journey proves that we are the sum of the small choices we make each and every day: the white lies, the tokens we hide and deny, the truths we tell at death’s door. Why not choose self-actualization?
What stories must we live through to accept the inevitable…
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Opus 2025
Everyone but John Malkovich is so severely miscast and I’ve been in denial since walking out of that movie theater. Ayo innocent, tho!
Two promising bookends with a strange as hell nothingburger in the middle make this such a slog but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t buy the album
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Mickey 17 2025
Undeniably funny and full of heart, Mickey 17 is a cheesy sci-fi romp that pits our titular hero against the most timely of evils: good old-fashioned capitalism. Throw in a little race war in there, the most charming version of Robert Pattinson to-date, and an earnestness that cuts through the doom and gloom of today’s news cycle and you’ve got the feel good movie of the year! This one’s for lovers, goofy boys, and that kid that played with roly…
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Emilia Pérez 2024
This is so tacky and contrived (and barely a musical!). I could live my whole life never watching another Mexican cartel story and this one feels especially insulting given how earnest the storytelling is. But if we must, yeah Zoe was fine.
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