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  Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Aug 2024

  We were on iPhone 4 when this came out and the cg looks perfect

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  Matilda 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2024

  Matilda’s greatest marker for intelligence is that she doesn’t gaf when cruel adults try to get the best of her. She just coasts along.

  This is a messiah story but at the end the messiah gets to have a nice sweet life

  Miss Honey is teacher goals

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2021 2

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  The Last Blockbuster 2020

  ½ Watched 31 Mar 2021

  90s millennials are fucking annoying. 

  The smarmy B and C tier celebrities pontificating about what it was like to rent a movie for 60 goddam minutes was one of the least enjoyable hours of my life. I can only in disgust imagine the entitlement that washed over these eggheads as their agent informed them that this documentary was in production and that they could pursue a spot for them in it. They added absolutely nothing to this film. The delusion…

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