Keyking

Keyking

Favorite films

  • RRR
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Sorcerer
  • Fences

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  • Kiss Me, Stupid

    ★★★★★

  • The Fifth Element

    ★★★★

  • Sahara

    ★★★★½

  • Coma

    ★★★★

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  • Kiss Me, Stupid

    Kiss Me, Stupid

    ★★★★★

    Fucking hilarious. Its genuinely sexy too 
    Its what i imagine ideal porn writing to be like
    A remake with Future in the Dino role would go insane.
    Cool to finally see what Lee Kanker from Ed, Edd, & Eddy was a reference to.
    Do they still have the singers doing comedy sets between songs at their casino shows?

  • The Fifth Element

    The Fifth Element

    ★★★★

    The best version of itself.
    The comedy can be hit or miss, but i’m impressed by the commitment to the premise that every scene be driven by anyone aside from Leeloo taking a historic L. 
    This is exactly the french tradition of film making Emilia Perez is operating within.

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  • The Naked Kiss

    The Naked Kiss

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Miracle on 34th Street

    Miracle on 34th Street

    ★★★★

    BASED Kris Kringle, patron saint of bourgeois post-War comfort and spirit of retail logistics, is here to tell you to kill your therapist and put these uppity modern atheist broads in their place, and he’s got the most goated attorney in cinematic history in case Uncle Sam and the haters try to cramp the Christmas Spirit.
    This is the first 40s movie I’ve seen with this many New York accents and I was thoroughly delighted throughout. The costume textures and exterior shots often managed to be vibrant despite the lack of color, and the editing was godly.