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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  Gets better on every rewatch man.

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  Marching Powder 2025

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Shite man. Not funny apart from the odd good line. Diabolical acting from some of the cast. Just repeats the same cycle of shit every 15 mins. It wasn’t funny the first time and certainly got old by the 4th run of football fight > drugs > Jack is bad and needs to change loop. 

  Don’t bother.

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  The bastard love child of Dune & Guardians of the Galaxy but done so unbelievably badly. This film is genuinely terrible in every way imaginable. 

  It had an absolutely nothing story. Just things happening with the most appalling acting to ever grace the screen. Films with a better story than this include:
  Despicable me 4, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Shrek 3.

  It was so painfully unfunny too. Think there was one joke that mildly landed. Made a joke to Phil that…

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Great film but please do not ask me to describe anything that happened because it was actual insanity. 

  Outstanding performances from both. 

  Stylistically, this is incredible. The black and white works perfectly ngl. Can’t really pick fault with it to be honest. Just an absolute strange ride from start to finish. 

  THE GODDAMN FARTS.

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