Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Burlesque 2010

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  I feel like Burlesque walked so Drag Queens could run

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  Why Him? 2016

  ★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  So bad it was maybe good?

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  The screenwriters thought shirtless Paul Mescal would distract me from the endless plot holes? Boats and rhinos in the Colosseum definitely helped though

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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