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The Haunting of Hill House 2018
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jesus christ.
ok things i liked- the twins characters and the ghosts that followed them. the child actor for luke was adorable. i wish there was an interesting reveal of bolo hat man like bent neck lady, but i’ll take what i can get.
i also enjoyed the background ghosts. made for a very fun watch playing ispy throughout the episodes.let’s get to the things i dislike now-
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Emilia Pérez 2024
don’t think i could say one good thing about it if you put a gun to my head
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Nosferatu 2024
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beautiful and slutty and incredibly immersive and romantic and touching and just so close to perfection…..
unfortunately we spend far too much screen time on ellen’s twerk contest night terrors when HELLO!!! DRACULA IS IN TOWN!!!! i’m not very interested in watching that many sequences of exorcist roleplay (with no escalation or body horror or saying anyone’s mother sucks cock in hell so what’s the point after a while) when i know there must be some crazy shit going on…Translated from by
