Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  If this film was made today it would suck Zuckerbergs cock so fucking hard (being an American oligarch). I like that The Social Network doesn't glorify him, it acknowledges that he's a prick.

Popular reviews

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  Batman & Robin 1997

  ½ Watched 29 Nov 2021

  This film has so many bad quips it's making Marvel blush.

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★ Added

  It's like Among Us but everyone's the imposter.

  I'm joking before I get absolutely slated for writing that btw, I'm exaggerating. It's a pretty good film, and the symbolism in regards to the name is fitting, if a bit on-the-nose. I imagine Stalinists would absolutely adore this film.

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