Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Da Vinci Code 2006

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  girl that was ass…. that french bitch could NAWT act…. but also i watched this on the brink of drunk

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  Barbie and the Diamond Castle 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025 1

  NOTHING CAN BREAK THIS NOTHING CAN BREAK THIS NOTHIBG CAN BREAK THIS TIIIIIIE CONNECTEEEED!!!!

  RAHHH LESBAINS!!!!! why were the twin dudes british tho….. and also they literally were just glorified uber drivers they contributed nothing.  and YET!!! they got rewarded???? for whyyyy??? also all the animation time went into the dogs which is why the dudes were twins so they don’t had to draw one dude.

Popular reviews

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  The Princess Diaries 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Apr 2024 2

  maybe it’s just cause i already am the self proclaimed people’s princess but this movie woulda been a lot shorter if i was mia. you tell me im princess of a tiny lil country that loves pears? i’ve already booked my plane ticket. we leave in ten.

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2024 1

  this was so well worth the wait holy shit. 

  “you dream in a language i don’t understand” oh wow… wowowowowow

  this movie is detrimental for members of the what if/never moving on club!!

  “the reason i liked you is because you’re you. and you’re someone who leaves.” like who says that???

  the lovers in the background shots of this movie make it all the more beautiful yet tragic 

  i cried on the plane 😔😔😔 but i can’t express enough how…