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  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

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  • Megalopolis

    ½

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★★½

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★½

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ½

    Megalopolis is, without exaggeration, one of the worst movies I’ve ever had the misfortune to sit through. visually it’s a disaster—a bizarre mash-up of George Clooney-era Batman aesthetics with none of the campy charm, and a soap opera’s flat, lifeless cinematography.

    The title cards and narration feel like a failed homage to Monty Python, but stripped of all wit and charm, leaving only cringe-worthy attempts at quirkiness. The plot is a bland, uninspired slog that offers nothing fresh or compelling.…

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★★½

    In the grand tradition of modern fantasy cinema, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald stands as a curious entry—a film that enchants as effortlessly as it bewilders. For all its fantastical charm and shimmering spellwork, it is a mystery why this film was greeted with a chorus of lukewarm reviews. Here is a spectacle rooted in whimsy, its every corner painted in the rich hues of magical mischief and intrigue, yet critics seem to have overlooked its intrinsic worth as…

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  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ★★★★

    This movie is incredible. If you don’t like it I will fart in your mouth.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★½

    Much better than fellowship. The hobbits are more depressed and I like that. The battle on horseback reminded me of the fight scenes from “The Mummy” because they fight on horseback also.

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