Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Curse of Halloween Jack 2019

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  im so offended by how bad this is i want to cry

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  insane acting insane atmosphere insane detail insane tension

Popular reviews

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  Wounds 2019

  ½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  people look so normal on the outside. but on the inside, it's all just.... worms. :)

  dakota johnson is a national treasure. i watched this in two halves bc me and my boyfriend got so bored we had sex 35 minutes in.

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  Splice 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025 1

  i have several reviews in mind for this one:

  1. oh my god adrien brody is so fucking hot im so painfully homosexual that i can even look past that...thing to thirst over him

  2. there is an awesome allegory for the horror of parenting here. man wants to have a kid because ~society~, woman is apprehensive because of fears of her own genes and mental illness as well as the effects of pregnancy and loss of autonomy over her…