Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  This movie has a huge identity crisis and a few corny moments but Anya and Miles lowkey have some chemistry and I'm a sucker

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Oh god bless Willem Dafoe for bringing an impossible levity to this sinister tale and for essentially being the only useful man in this lineup

  Also- there were not actually as many rats I was led to believe there would be

Popular reviews

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  National Treasure 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Nov 2013 6

  fuck all y'all

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  Jesus Camp 2006

  Watched 28 Oct 2015 4

  I'm so mad. I used to go to camps like this as a kid, thinking they were awesome and drinking every last drop of it up. But by the time I got to 7th grade science and learned about the theory of evolution and the Earth's ACTUAL timeline (aka the Earth is NOT 6000 years old lmao) I got so angry that Christianity dared to lie to me all those years in the name of a religion. Seeing adults inundate…