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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
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Don’t fucking sing Day-O if you’re gonna sing it wrong
Don’t fucking use my favorite jazz standard in the climax of your movie and then completely fuck it up directly afterwards
At least the sets and character designs were just as fun as the first one I guess but man I’m upset
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Free Guy 2021
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Free Guy 2: Antwan Sued Over The Name "Free Life"
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Ex Machina 2015
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the one movie to have a scene where one character takes another character's skin and it's somehow beautiful and not horrifying
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Glass Onion 2022
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They pulled the wool over my eyes about as many times as Helen pulled a statue down to the ground and I've never been happier about it
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