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  Silent Night 2023

  ★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  The movie plays like a b-side ‘Boy Kills World,’ which is really saying something. It’s an interesting premise that John Wu somehow grinds into dust. This was one of the dumbest movies that I’ve seen in years. Fuck this movie.

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  Atlas 2024

  ★½ Watched 04 Jun 2024

  The only way to explain this movie is to assume that it’s the first film ever to have been written, produced, directed and acted exclusively by AI and/or AI likenesses of everyone involved. I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

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  Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver 2024

  ½ Watched 01 May 2024

  The worst. In every way. Simply the worst. Nobody who worked on this should ever be allowed anywhere near a movie again.

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  Super Mario Bros. 1993

  ★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2023

  It’s like a bizarre cyberpunk fever dream reimagining of how the story could unfold in the “real world,” and I’m here for it. Truly one of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen and yet I enjoyed it more as an adult than I did as a kid.

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