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  The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 2005

  ★★★ Rewatched 13 Jan 2025

  these kids are so annoying… all of them! like none of you get along ever? damn! everything felt super rushed. i was scared for peter leading an army like that. boy do you even know how to wield that sword? you just got it - also you’re a baby 🤨 you are all babies. also i get they needed to go back into the wardrobe to fulfill the prophecy but if i met a guy with hooves in a place…

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  paul mescal and his roman nose against the world ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 there were parts of this movie that were so ridiculous but approached completely seriously which only made it more entertaining for me. bro BIT a monkey 💀💀 and then later a different monkey becomes consul like whattttttt. i love a man covered in dirt especially when it’s paul mescal and pedro pascal 😍 it was so funny that denzel didn’t have an accent or anything the whole time. also so…

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Aug 2023 1

  i literally loved it lol 🤭 it genuinely made me laugh the whole time (WHY did he say rizz though bro) but man it was a good time. the animation of the humans was kind of horrible and i hated looking at them but i loved the turtles’ animation i wanna like smash them or throw them at a wall (with love 🫶) because they look like clay. also i really liked the soundtrack it was so fun ! and…

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  American Psycho 2000

  ★ Watched 05 Aug 2022 1

  this movie was literally bad. i literally hate patrick bateman which i guess is the point but oh my god he was literally insufferable to watch. his face made me upset. his voice made me upset. the cinematography was so choppy,, weird stylistic choice. sometimes it was funny but that’s only because i already recognized some of the lines and heard them in different/no context. anyways i was confused the whole time but i don’t even really want to understand to be completely truthful. it wasn’t entertaining and it felt like there was an implied deeper meaning but in reality it’s nonexistent. in conclusion: 👎

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