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  The Prowler 1981

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025 1

  “I’m here for our date rose” 🌹🩸

  Can we have more ‘military’ slashers? K thanks. I mean the kills and gore in this are iconic, Tom Savini you legend. The Prowler himself is just so creepy in all the best ways, again love the military outfit/theme and I would be lying if this movie didn’t give major MBV vibes. Man, what a year ‘81 was for slashers.

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  Curtains 1983

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Well, there's always the casting Jacuzzi. It's like the casting couch, only wetter. 💦

  First time watch for this Canadian slasher and I am pleasantly surprised. It’s got twists, a creepy old hag mask and a good amount of stabby stab action. It’s more a slow burner but it’s got a lot of charm, make sure to put this one on your list for winter watches!

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Turn the key and see what happens ꔻ

  I mean the gore was definitely present with tons of creative kills which is the strongest thing this movie has going for it. Some funny darkish humour added to the mix, the scenes with the priest was my favourite hahah, “oh fuck” ⚰️ . Some people were in this that came as a complete surprise, maybe a certain lil hobbit boy.. and man the actual monkey itself is creepy as fuuuck, that grin and beady eyes will haunt my dreams tonight I’m sure! Yall brave for getting the bucket ✌🏼

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024 1

  Alien Romulus was such a fun movie! My first time seeing Xenomorph’s on the big screen and it sure was magical. Obviously not comparable to the OG’s but for what it was I think it did a pretty good job. The characters could’ve been a bit better as well as the storyline however this was made up for with the kills and lots of creepy tense moments to be had. I reaaally liked the last 20 minutes or so too, I won’t spoil it but let’s just say SCP-096 😳

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