Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  both... at the same time.... chuck nasha an invite too

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  spent all 3 hours yapping vfx brainrot and ruining the movie for everyone else

  yeah, but that water though!

Popular reviews

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  sigourney weaver is mommy

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 May 2024

  rewatched, reloved, yeah yeah yeah.

  i really thought i'd be able to give a sensible, well rounded, film bro certified review this time. this movie is beautiful, its technical, its steamy. the colour? the performances? wow. 

  but i am only a human being. there are two wolves inside me and they both spent the entire duration of this movie barking at the screen again. i fear they are still barking. 

  now thats some good fucking tennis.