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They Cloned Tyrone 2023
Cheap knockoff of Get Out but gets points for being "good stupid", having a good soundtrack, being funny, having SpongeBob references, and Jamie Foxx
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010
A MILF, a schizophrenic, a sociopath, a nuclear physicist and a future criminal walk into a bar. The bartender says “Frank, Susan, this is a bar, you can’t bring your kids in here”
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Call Me by Your Name 2017
When im in an angsty twink competition and my opponent is Timothee Chalamet
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Frankenhooker 1990
This movie has the highest titties-to-anything-else and super-crack-to-anything-else ratios I’ve ever seen, very cunty.
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