Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I'm fucking scared

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  Mars Attacks! 1996

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  this was so weird omg I see now why people got traumatized from this film

Popular reviews

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  The Lady Eve 1941

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I aspire to be this petty.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  I would love to be a fly on the wall when Demi Moore got this script and was like, "man, I can't wait to be put on my nosferatu cosplay and drag Margaret Qualley across the floor"

  anyways, 10/10, I'm about to inject Mountain Dew and do yoga.