Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Crash 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  Yeah the only way to make peace with driving in Toronto is to start finding the high probability that you’ll die in a car crash really sexy

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  Mysterious Skin 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Jul 2024

  What the fuck

Popular reviews

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★ Watched 08 Dec 2023

  Idk why every depiction of Napoleon in media is obsessed with making him be a weird little freak. He was a weird little freak but he was also the guy giving every ruler in Europe nightmares about him and his grande armee. Would think there would be more interesting dives into his image and personality than “short guy wants power and sniffs panties”

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  Bears 2014

  Watched 20 Dec 2023

  The kid to my immediate right on the flight was crying and screaming until I put this on on my laptop in the last hour and then bro became transfixed. Truthfully they could have got a better narrator and I was expecting all sorts of bears but really this was about the life of one specific bear family which is cool but I was in the mood to see some polar bears or better yet some andean bears yk. The child…

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