Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Brilliant political commentary (to the corniest person you know.)

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 17 May 2024

  After Morbius, you already know Sony Pictures had to get the same writers to do Madame Web, which went on to make a Madame-Webillion dollars at the box office and sweep investors and audiences alike off their feet. 

  Dakota Johnson delivers a performance that is so incredibly bland you can only compare it to Gal Gadot. Tahar Ramin as the villain seems to have fucked up his lines so consistently they had to (very noticeably) use ADR to replace most…

Recent reviews

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  The Dentist 1996

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Brian Yuzna the type of guy to finish up the story of his movies after 50 minutes so he can just do whatever in the last 40. Makes for great entertainment, though I can understand that most people are not really with it.

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  The Game 1997

  Rewatched 14 Mar 2025 1

  this is supposed to be about the game that ruins your life but I haven't been on FIFA for years

Popular reviews

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  7 Dwarves - Men Alone in the Woods 2004

  ★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2020

  This is a movie about seven incels living in the woods, filled with a bunch of sexist and racist jokes.

  This sounds bad and it really is. But because of the nostalgia of seeing this movie a lot as a kid, I still somehow enjoyed it.

  Watch it with some friends, don't expect anything great, and you'll probably have a good time.

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2020 5

  Arguably one of the best modern horror movies.

  I'll have to admit that I really wasn't scared of the killer at all. I think the main reason for that is that I was born after this movie was released, so pretty much every Halloween when I went Trick or Treating, a bunch of little kids were running around with the Ghostface-mask. My point here is that even if this movie isn't scary for someone, they will likely still have so…