Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ½ Watched 02 Apr 2025

  If I was kid I probably would’ve loved this… alas, I’m no longer a 13 year old dipshit

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  The Handmaiden 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  “I have the weirdest boner” -Troy Barnes, Community

Popular reviews

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  Thief 1981

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  The Chicago accents increase by 1% for every minute of screentime

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  Eephus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Do you ever feel like a movie was made just for you?

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  ✅Metaphors about life
  ✅Autumn
  ✅Guys being dudes
  ✅Laconic sense of humor
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