Thoroughly enjoyable, even if it’s a little bit daft at times.
Omniscient John Kramer somehow has knowledge of every secret crime ever committed somehow, but besides that, its fun.
Side note: Takes the cake for worst saw trap with cgi laser cutter resident evil head split at the end.
Holy shit. I should have listened.
Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (seriously?) is one of the most unpleasant viewing experiences I've ever had. This film genuinely feels like it was written by a 12 year old boy who's had one too many energy drinks, constant out of place swearing, boob jokes and terrible kids TV slapstick.
In it's desperate attempts to be funny this film replaces wit with cuss words, now I love swearing, but I'm afraid you cannot just make a…
